I have learned a lot in these last couple weeks.
♥ Wedding dresses, even ones on sale are great, but then when you add on the veil, the shoes, the foundation undergarment, etc…that “sale” dress costs upwards of $850. And lets not forget alterations.
♥ Frameless glasses will fall apart in your hands when you are least expecting it, prompting you to make a blind dash to the optometrist to see if they can fix it, only to have them tell you that because it is “frameless” they have to send it away, and there is an extra charge for mounting the teeny-tiny nose piece to the lenses, and then because they are bi-focals there is an even bigger charge, and oh yes….if you want the transitions you HAVE to pay extra. Oh…and by the way, you’ll be blind for over a week unless you want to buy another pair outright so you can see for the next week. Hello discontinued Armani frames (free) and lenses (soooo NOT free).
♥ If you loose your first pet, especially Superman’s favorite, you will hoist yourself out of your deliciously comfortable bed and search for the stupid cat for 20 minutes, only to have her found in the first spot you looked for her in the first place.
♥ Wedding cake testing is WONDERFUL.
♥ Putting a woman who is in the throws of “love” in charge of laundry leads to nakedness throughout the house.
♥ Lastly I ran out of butter. I didn’t think it possible, but I did. I’m so ashamed.