Hello Internets! It is Monday…again.
* The girl has a new fellow employee at Stuffmart. His name is Trampus. Yes. Trampus. Who in their right mind would burden their child with such a name. Poor kid.
* The other day I was picking up the girl from work and I told her I was so hungry I could eat her arm. She replied “oh no…it is a zombie amomolypse.
* I have rented out the boy’s bedroom to Jr. He is a good friend of the family. It is great to have a young man in the house again.
* I have begun to stop watching the news. The government angers me so much. harumph
* I need to go to the grocery today. What is the thing you run out of the quickest after grocery shopping?