Every year when Superman and the chips/chip go to pick out the Christmas tree, I beg…beg…beg them to please, please, please pick out a smaller tree.
And every year they come home with a ginormous monstrosity.
This year was no exception.
Superman ended up cutting off almost 3 feet of trunk just so it would fit.
I want a smaller tree for several reason.
1. We don’t have enough ornaments for a huge tree.
2. Our house is small, and therefore there isn’t. room. for. a. huge. tree.
3. It is exhausting work decorating such a large tree.