As you know, Superman works at Stuffmart.
A few days ago, he came home shocked and horrified.
He was in the bathroom, washing his hands when he noticed a bit of commotion in one of the stalls.
The man was taking off his pants and Superman thought that he might be stealing something, so he just continued to wash his hands.
He came out and dropped his pants in front of Superman, asked him to look at his inner thigh, pointed to the toilet and asked him what kind of bug was in it.
Of course Superman backed up, and suggested that it most likely was a tick and left really quickly.
When Superman came home and told us this story, we all laughed.
And almost pee’d ourselves.
And poor Superman couldn’t understand why we were laughing.
He was just horrified….which made it all the more funny.
I had to ask him if he wanted me to check him for ticks.
PS. My photoshop will be out of commission for several more days, and I’m sad.