January 21

The economy is so bad that …

  • I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
  • I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
  • CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

  • If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you can call them and ask them if they meant you or them.

  • Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
  • McDonald’s is selling the quarter ouncer.

  • Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrens names
  • A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

  • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
  • Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

  • The Mafia is laying off judges.

  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
  • I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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