Internet, you are not going to believe what I am about to type, but try.
I am jealous of all those people who are getting blizzards right now.
I know! I know!
I can’t stand snow, but all my Christmas shopping is done.
All my grocery shopping is done.
It is cold outside.
Christmas is 4 days away, and there is no snow on the ground.
There is something seriously wrong with that.