Dear Pink shirted woman who was standing behind me at Aldi yesterday,
You and my girl are about the same height, and have about the same color of hair.
Out of the corner of my eye, I assumed that you were her.
And when I leaned back toward you and said in a hushed tone, “I really have to pee. Before we do any shopping at Buehler’s, I HAVE to go to the bathroom”, it wasn’t meant for you.
It was meant for my girls ears only.
A thousand apologies for making you turn as pink as your lovely shirt.
The classy woman in front of you