A lesson in how to reclaim heat loss in your home.
First you plop $10 down at your local Stuffmart for one of these.
Wait till a Sunday right after church so that Superman your man is properly attired.
In a suit and tie.
Allow your man to remove his suit coat for ease of movement.
Find the largest window in your home and have your man start with that one.
Put double sided tape around the entire window.
Brush off those pesky comments that ‘you are only having him start with that one because it is closest to your computer’.
Measure your plastic BEFORE cutting.
Press it down onto the tape. Taking great care that it is neatly done.
Get the wife’s blow dryer and warm up that plastic.
Trim up the excess.
If you don’t, you are in danger of seeing your wife’s head spin in circles like something from the Exorcist, and she will make you do it again.
Re-hang curtains, taking great care that the ruffles are evenly spaced apart.
If you don’t, she will make you do it again.
That whole neatness thing… it comes into play a lot around here.
Repeat ad nausium till one of 2 things happen.
- You run out of plastic
- You run out of windows
When your finished, you receive a well deserved rest.
And maybe lunch.