Last Sunday, Superman and I went to Stuffmart’s Christmas party.
Yes, Christmas party.
‘Cause we all know that nothing screams Christmas like the 16th of November.
It was great to be able to get out of the house with Superman…alone.
It was kind of like a date, only with a hundred or so of his co-workers along for the fun.
A date with prizes.
We got a $15 Stuffmart gift certificate and a chocolate chip cookie, which was promptly split in half and devoured.
The gift certificate was converted to gasoline 5 minutes after the party was over.
Thanks Stuffmart for the free date, a partial meal (’cause by the time they got to letting our table to through the line, they had run out of some of the food, hence the devouring of said cookie) the half a cookie, and the 7 gallons of gas in my car.