When I get to heaven, and after I have spent some time in conversation with God, and after he has answered all my important questions like…
Cockroaches? Do they really have a purpose?
Mosquitoes? Seriously! Why?
Couldn’t you have made spiders just a bit cuter?
I am going to find Eve.
I am going to take her to a secluded little spot, plop her down on a solid gold, diamond encrusted bench and ask her about the whole naked vs. laundry thing, and what was she thinking?
I know what I’m thinking!
Wash, dry, fold, put away, people wear them, wash, dry, put away. Over and over.
Yep, we’re going to have a conversation.