February 7

I don’t know about you, but I am very concerned about my blog stats. I must be, if I weren’t I wouldn’t check them every day.

Not only do I check my blog stats, but I also look to see what search engine terms that people use to find my blog. Some make sense, and others, not so much.

  • David Crowder

This one shows up almost on a daily basis. Cool! We love David Crowder here in the Chocolate household. The boy even got to meet him up close and personal like.

  • How do get rid of stomach hair

Hair on the stomach? in the stomach? I have no clue. I think you might want to check out WebMD for that one. I suggest shaving, waxing, tweezers or electrolysis.Β  You should also stop licking the cat.

  • eeeeewww

This one shows up on a daily basis too. If you looking for ewwwww, you might find it here , here , or possibly here .

  • heating vents

I don’t have enough. Would you like to come install some for me?

  • how do I know if a girls like me or not

Honey, the only way to find out is to just bite the bullet, be a man and ask her.

  • tent sampling

Tents? Camping is dead to me.

  • party animal dog

I don’t have a dog, but let me tell you, I do have a party animal You can find her here and here too. Please give me some ideas on how to keep her in line, because I am at my wits end.

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12 thoughts on “February 7”

  1. Oh this one made me laugh because the searches are funny. You wouldn’t believe the hits I got for that stupid eyebrow post I did. Hmmmm, maybe we could use this to our advantage more often! Wait until you see what you get after this! Hahahahaha

  2. I had to alter my categories because I was getting hits on naughty boy AND getting more than a little creeped out! I get quite a few visits to my bald baby’s pic that I titled “who needs hair with ears like these?” the search is for ear hair! πŸ˜†
    It is nice to know you are a fellow STATS addict! My name is dandelionmom and it has been 9 minutes since I last checked my STATS. πŸ˜€
    I know what you mean Elaine!-I had me little party when a search engine found me the first time! 😯

  3. πŸ˜†

    I used to get some strange things, too. Mostly things about robin birds. :mrgreen:

    I looked into the settings and found a place to turn off the ability for people to find my blog in search engines. πŸ˜€

  4. LOL! πŸ˜†

    I turned on my search engine option only 2 weeks ago. I mostly get hits on my crockpot sauerkraut and pork recipe. Daily. Now, that surprised me!

    Stomach hair…eeeeewwwww.


  5. I just changed my settings today to allow search engines. Just curious to see what kinds of hits I would get with that. So far, I still don’t have any. Of course, I don’t write daily and my entries aren’t all that interesting. Hum….gotta think of some “different” topics to write about. πŸ™‚

  6. To be honest here, I don’t want the search engines to find me so I have that feature turned off. For someone to find my blog they have to either know me or have read a comment that I’ve made on someone else’s blog.

    I do check my blog stats reg. to see who’s coming to my blog and also to see if any messages wind up in the Spam – Donna’s seem to get there more than others and I don’t like that. I may be a rotten apple to someone but my friends aren’t SPAM to me. πŸ˜€

  7. How do you check your blog stats? I think that is cool…I would love to know what kind of stupid stuff comes up with mine LOL

    It depends on whether or not you use wordpress. If you use wordpress, it is under ‘dashboard’

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