Because you all mean so much to me, and because I just know that you will want to sympathize, I am sharing with you how I was horribly tortured the other evening by the boy.
The smell alone was pure agony!
Do you see those puddles of icing. It was almost to much to bear.
But when he handed me the plate and forced me to eat 2 of them, my mouth began to salivate, my toes began to curl, and my eyes almost rolled into the back of my head.
Yes, folks, it was that bad! Y’all know where to send sympathy cards. I’ll be checking my mail daily!