May 13

Happy Mothers Day Ma! and Happy Mothers Day to all you wonderful ladies!

See these kids. They are the reason that I get to celebrate Mothers Day. As long as I can remember, all I wanted was to be a mother, and they made my dream come true.

I know that we have seen this before, but many of them tickle me, and I thought that it was appropriate for today.


Brilliant answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?

1. She’s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?

1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?

1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men’s bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?

1. We’re related
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s moms like me.

What kind of little girl was your mom?

1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did Mom need to know about Dad before she married him?

1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?

1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn’t have her thinking cap on.

Who’s the boss at your house?

1. Mom doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.

What’s the difference between moms & dads?

1. Moms works at work and works at home & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend’s.
4. Moms have magic; they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?

1. My mom says she don’t do spare time.
2. Nothing. She pays bills all day long.

If you could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?

1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I’d get rid of that.
2. I’d make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

Hey ma…you see the second answer on this last question. I just have to tell you, it was ALL Andra. I am the good one. I’m tellin’ ya….it was ALL her! wacky.gif

Were you the good kid, the one in trouble all the time, or was it your  younger  sister getting you into trouble?

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7 thoughts on “May 13”

  1. Looks like a typical picture of a brother and sister to me.

    I would say, and my mother has agreed with me, that I was the good kid. My brother, no sister for me, was the one getting into trouble and the one she worried about growing up.

    I pray that my daughter and I will have a similar relationship when she grows up as my mother and I have today. With few exceptions I can tell my mom anything.

    Happy Mother’s Day CC! 😀

  2. I am from a large family…8 girls, 3boys, so there was/is always someone else that did it. I must say that we did have 2 other characters that lived in our house…and they followed us every time we moved. The first character was “I Don’t Know”….we always told mom and dad when “I Don’t Know” was into something, but they never believed us. The other character that lived with us was “Not Me”. “Not Me” was ALWAYS into something and we got blamed for it every time!

  3. I was always the good kid!!!!!! Just ask your mom.
    I hope you had a Happy Mothers Day. Sorry we didn’t get to see you.

  4. Oh yeah, that’s right, it was all me! It’s always me and it’s always my fault. (NOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT!)

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