A day in the life…

January 21

The economy is so bad that …

  • I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
  • I ordered a burger at McDonald’s and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”
  • CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

  • If the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you can call them and ask them if they meant you or them.

  • Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.
  • McDonald’s is selling the quarter ouncer.

  • Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrens names
  • A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .

  • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
  • Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

  • The Mafia is laying off judges.

  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
  • I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

Written by chocolatechic

Thursday,January 21, 2010 at 7:55 am

Posted in Life

15 Responses

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  1. I am still laughing from these. They really brightened my day. Thanks so much.


    Thursday,January 21, 2010 at 8:28 am

  2. Tee Hee! I’ll have a quarter-ouncer and a french fry please!


    Thursday,January 21, 2010 at 9:55 am

  3. Oh that’s good! Thanks for the chuckle this morning!


    Thursday,January 21, 2010 at 10:07 am

  4. HAHAHA! Funny-yet a tad bit scary!


    Thursday,January 21, 2010 at 10:17 am

  5. could i have straw with my chicken nugget…

    lea helmerich

    Thursday,January 21, 2010 at 10:32 am

  6. lol

    My favorite:
    Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.


    Thursday,January 21, 2010 at 11:37 am

  7. Those are hilarious! Thomas and I really enjoyed these :)


    Thursday,January 21, 2010 at 3:50 pm

  8. What a hoot! I really love the last one.


    Thursday,January 21, 2010 at 4:50 pm

  9. Sad but true. Cheryl


    Thursday,January 21, 2010 at 5:00 pm

  10. Love it!


    Thursday,January 21, 2010 at 5:34 pm

  11. Oh my – that was funny!!


    Thursday,January 21, 2010 at 5:47 pm

  12. Oh my goodness. How funny. Thanks for the laugh.

    Aunt Cindy

    Thursday,January 21, 2010 at 8:10 pm

  13. Thanks for the laugh :D


    Thursday,January 21, 2010 at 10:57 pm

  14. Hilarious! You made my Sunday :)

    Erika from The Pastry Chef At Home

    Sunday,January 24, 2010 at 3:09 pm

  15. Ok…. that last one was just BAD!

    Barbra-Sue Nelson

    Wednesday,January 27, 2010 at 10:54 pm

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