January 19

One of the first couple dates that Superman and I had, he took me air quotes dancing.

And when he said dancing, what he meant by that was sitting at the table listening to the music, staring at me, telling me how beautiful he thought I was.

Me?

I wanted to dance.

I even asked him to dance with me, it was then that he told me that he couldn’t.

Alrightythen.

I was remembering this a couple of months ago, when Superman came home from work and proceeded to tell me that he had signed up to be a ‘Bee Boy’ for the company  he works for.

What is a Bee Boy?

A Bee Boy is a man who dresses in a bee costume, and dances on stage holding the companies products.

Dances, Internet.

Dances and shakes his little stinger.

I laughed hysterically.

If  Superman can get up and dance in front of thousands of women,  then he is taking me dancing again, and this time there will be no sitting at the table staring at me.

He will be out on the floor, shaking his stinger.

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